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You see, this is how we vote in L.A.

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Via the LA Times: Jose F. Aguilar marks his ballot in a booth on the showroom floor at Robertson Honda in North Hollywood. (Al Seib / LAT)
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Also via the LA Times: Voters cast their ballots at Harmon and Son Tire Center in Los Angeles.
(Mark Boster / LAT)

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Again, via the LA Times: Richard Anderson, 80, votes amid paintings on display at the Perk U Up cafe, espresso bar and art gallery in North Hollywood. (Al Seib / LAT)
RELATED: “L.A. MAYORAL ELECTION Villaraigosa Landslide: Voter Discontent Helps Propel Challenger to a Historic Victory”, Los Angeles Times, May 18, 2005

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We’ll Safely Assume That the Heroin OD Is On Its Way

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Lindsay Lohan at some KIIS-FM event and Janis Joplin in mid-slur

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Meanwhile All Across the Country, Americans Also Salute DeLay

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(Above via Yahoo/Reuters; Below via Litlounge)

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The Beautiful and the Damned

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Mourning Wood: Nine out ten respondents surveyed said they’d sleep with three of the above people. Can you guess which ones? (via Yahoo/Reuters)
Related:The harrah… The harrah…

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Well, clearly this was all Newsweek‘s fault

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Afghanistan Sees Worst Anti-U.S. Protests Since Fall of Taliban, the New York Times, May 11, 2005:

Four Afghan protesters were killed and more than 60 were injured today in the eastern city of Jalalabad in the worst anti-American demonstrations Afghanistan has seen in the three years since the fall of the Taliban.
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It was the second day of demonstrations by students in Jalalabad who were angered at a report in Newsweek magazine that United States interrogators at the Guantánamo Bay detention center had desecrated the Holy Koran by placing it on toilets, and even in one case, flushing a Koran down the toilet.

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Unintentionally Hilarious Photo of the Moment, Vol. 53

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low culture Exclusive: Oh, Man, I Can’t Believe We’re The First Blog That Thought To Make Fun of This Thing!

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Have you seen The Huffington Post yet? Isn’t it sort of… funny? (Get it!?!)

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Lost in Transatlanticism: the Peace Duke and his Quest for Diplomacy

In anticipation of President Bush’s diplomatic trip to the Baltic States this weekend, protesters in Riga, Latvia were out in full force today. Thankfully, these were literate types — you know, real Eastern European, Milan Kundera-reading coffeehouse denizens — and took the opportunity to demonstrate against Bush’s arrival using that uniquely untapped Baltic brand of oblique irony.
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As you can see above, however, their protestation is so goddamned indirect that, well, the “Engrish”-esque point is nearly lost on an American audience. “Peace Duke?” The idea comes across, but just barely.
Some blunter, coarser suggestions for future demonstrations in Riga:

NO MORE NATO

Russians Out, and Bush, Too

Bush & Kalvitis: Ogres in Arms

FAIR TRADE: We Supply You with Pornstars, You Supply Us with War

RELATED: Google results for “peace duke”, which you shouldn’t bother clicking, as they’re of no help at all
EARLIER: I’m sorry, I don’t speak “European”…what exactly are you trying to say, here?

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Krisis In Krumpland!

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From, Why Is Chappelle’s Show at a Halt? Not Because of Drugs, an Aide Says, by Jesse McKinley and Lola Ongunnaike, The New York Times, May 6, 2005:

Representatives of the comedian Dave Chappelle yesterday denied rumors that drugs were involved in the suspension of production of his acclaimed sketch comedy show, ‘Chappelle’s Show.’
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Indeed, some of the internal pressures may have come from the unique style of production employed by ‘Chappelle’s Show,’ in which dozens of comedy sketches, musical numbers and other bits are shot in no particular order and assembled later in the editing room. ‘They don’t necessarily have a shooting script for a set episode,’ said Mr. Labov.

Also, those elaborate sets and visual effects probably don’t help.
Related?: Dave Chapelle [sic]

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Hold tight and buckle up, boys, cos it’s time to Praaaaaaaaay!!!

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RELATED: Bush Marks National Day of Prayer, the Associated Press