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entertain me! (Pilot #2)


Comedy pilot for AOL. Includes a VH1-styled “fashion police” parody, alongside a short documentary-esque comedy segment about modern urban office life in NYC. Also, puppies.
Hosted by Jordan Carlos. See Episode 1 here.

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entertain me! (Pilot #1)


Comedy pilot for AOL. Includes a piece about Ken Burns analyzing NBC’s The Office, alongside red-carpet interview footage with Julianne Moore and David Duchovny, et al.
Hosted by Jordan Carlos. See Episode 2 here.

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Domains Is Not Cribs

An outtake, deleted scene, or what-have-you from our AOL pilot project starring former “Overheard in New York” editor Michael Malice.
Green carpets, green screens.

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The Waverly Interns (…Sigh)

Commissioned by and produced for vanityfair.com, featuring noted monologist Mike Daisey, for starters. (No Graydon Carter whatsoever.)

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Good AIM/Bad AIM (Target Practice)

More so-called “original content”: a space-age instructional how-to on the proper protocol for instant messaging communication. Because we all wish we could be as skillful with using original film stock and found footage as noted director Roman Coppola!

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Original video content! We’re just like everyone else! The Office: A Documentary Film by Ken Burns


Jazz? Baseball? The Civil War? Borrrrrring.
Documentarian Ken Burns examines the relationship plight that has torn our nation asunder: Karen vs. Pam, from NBC’s The Office. (Part of our pilot project for AOL.)

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All Dogs Go To Heaven

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Frasier’s Best Friend ‘Eddie’ Dies, People, June 26, 2006. [via TVtattle]
Earlier: Animal Superstars: Where Are They Now?

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Does That Also Go for Zarqawi?

“They are smart, they are creative, they are committed… They have no regard for life, neither ours nor their own. I believe this was not an act of desperation, but an act of asymmetrical warfare waged against us.”
– Rear Adm. Harry B. Harris Jr., commander of the detention camp at Guant√°namo Bay, Cuba. (Quoted by James Risen and Tim Golden, 3 Prisoners Commit Suicide at Guant√°namo, The New York Times, June 11, 2006.)

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Yes, But Bizarro Superman is as Queer as a Three-Dollar Bill

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Opposite Gay: The rumors persist despite his lady friend and child.
“We were all scratching our heads… He’s not a gay character.” – Paul Levitz, president and publisher, DC Comics. (Quoted by Reuters, June 9, 2006)
Fine. Superman is not gay. He’s just freakin’ whipped.

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Do They Have a Friends and Family Plan?

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