Desperate Don't Sue From the Wizards Who Brought You the First-Ever Dual-Topic, Dual-Column Blog from Way Back When Life Imitates Blog Link-Pandering OC-centric Old School Original Video Sorta Dumb, Right? Whatever, Go Read A Gossip Blog Then

entertain me! (Pilot #2)

Comedy pilot for AOL. Includes a VH1-styled “fashion police” parody, alongside a short documentary-esque comedy segment about modern urban office life in NYC. Also, puppies.
Hosted by Jordan Carlos. See Episode 1 here.

Desperate Likely to be Misunderstood Sorta Dumb, Right? Too 'Office Pirate'-ish? Unintentionally Homophobic We Made Peace With It and Did It

Yes, But Bizarro Superman is as Queer as a Three-Dollar Bill

Opposite Gay: The rumors persist despite his lady friend and child.
“We were all scratching our heads… He’s not a gay character.” – Paul Levitz, president and publisher, DC Comics. (Quoted by Reuters, June 9, 2006)
Fine. Superman is not gay. He’s just freakin’ whipped.

Blank-Parody Desperate Don't Sue Half-Hearted Sorta Dumb, Right? Why, Why, Why?

Do They Have a Friends and Family Plan?