Desperate Likely to be Misunderstood Sorta Dumb, Right? Too 'Office Pirate'-ish? Unintentionally Homophobic We Made Peace With It and Did It

Yes, But Bizarro Superman is as Queer as a Three-Dollar Bill

Opposite Gay: The rumors persist despite his lady friend and child.
“We were all scratching our heads… He’s not a gay character.” – Paul Levitz, president and publisher, DC Comics. (Quoted by Reuters, June 9, 2006)
Fine. Superman is not gay. He’s just freakin’ whipped.