Category: Shallow

From, Why Is Chappelle’s Show at a Halt? Not Because of Drugs, an Aide Says, by Jesse McKinley and Lola Ongunnaike, The New York Times, May 6, 2005:

Representatives of the comedian Dave Chappelle yesterday denied rumors that drugs were involved in the suspension of production of his acclaimed sketch comedy show, ‘Chappelle’s Show.’
[…]
Indeed, some of the internal pressures may have come from the unique style of production employed by ‘Chappelle’s Show,’ in which dozens of comedy sketches, musical numbers and other bits are shot in no particular order and assembled later in the editing room. ‘They don’t necessarily have a shooting script for a set episode,’ said Mr. Labov.

Also, those elaborate sets and visual effects probably don’t help.
Related?: Dave Chapelle [sic]

Per low culture’s reliable sources deep within Skywalker Ranch, there’s a good reason Revenge of the Sith is getting such glowing reviews — Tom Stoppard wrote the script. Producer Rick McCallum insisted Lucas find a ghost writer, and Stoppard was the only writer Lucas wouldn’t interfere with.
[Confirmed here]

Tara Reid’s putty-like stomach
via ez board

Shakira’s “La Tortura”

Massive Attack’s “Karmacoma”

Christina Milian’s “Dip It Low”

Above: Scenes from Jonathan Glazer’s 1998 video for UNKLE’s Rabbit in Your Headlights
Below: Scenes from Timur Bekmambetov’s 2005 feature Night Watch
Previously: Twentieth Century Fox, Meet Award-Winning Director Chris Cunningham

Finally, a more shocking joke than “The Aristocrats.” From, Man Says 7-Year-Old Joke Led to Killing, AP, April 26, 2005:

A man shot a former co-worker to death on Easter because he was offended by a joke told seven years ago, authorities said Monday.

Stanford Douglas Jr., 29, was arrested on murder charges Sunday after a two-hour standoff with police. He allegedly shot William Berkeyheiser, 62, three times in the chest and shoulder on March 27 at Berkeyheiser’s suburban home.

Prosecutor Diane Gibbons said that Douglas told police he had been thinking about killing Berkeyheiser since 1998, when the two men worked at a Philadelphia nursing home and Berkeyheiser told a joke that offended Douglas.

The prosecutor would not say what the joke was.

The downside: This joke was clearly hurtful.
The upside: It was also clearly memorable.
Disclaimer: low culture does not advocate laughing at people getting killed. That would not be funny. In fact, it would be totally hack.

That Word Must Mean Something Different in Danish: The Manderlay trailer.
The trailer for Lars Von Trier’s latest exercise in actor torture, Manderlay, is out. If Von Trier brings his characteristic subtlety and humanism to the project, I’m sure it will transcend the Tarantino-esque language of his trailer. And it might even be better than what it looks like: a remake of Gualtiero Jacopetti and Franco Prosperi’s execrable Goodbye, Uncle Tom.
Eh, who am I kidding? This thing has Mandingo 2005 written all over it. I’m guessing the reason Nicole Kidman’s not in it is that it offends her kids. Wonder what New Wave song will close this one out.
[via Greg.org]

C.K. TK: Williams, left, and Louis, right.
C.K. Williams won the Pulitzer Prize and this year’s $100,000 Ruth Lilly Poetry Prize.
Louis C.K. won an Emmy for The Chris Rock Show and is developing a sitcom for HBO.
C.K. Williams was born in New Jersey.
Louis C.K. was born in New York.
C.K. Williams published Flesh and Blood.
Louis C.K. made a joke about Bill Clinton breastfeeding puppies.
C.K. Williams wrote:

A squalid wayside inn, reeking barn-brewed vodka,
cornhusk cigarettes that cloy like acrid incense
in a village church, kegs of rotten, watered wine,
but then a prayer book’s worn-thin pages,
and over them, as though afloat in all that fetidness,
my great-grandfather’s disembodied head.

Louis C.K. wrote: “Dirty Dee, you’re a baddy daddy lamatai tebby chai!”
C.K. Williams has a head of salt and pepper hair.
Louis C.K. is bald.
C.K. Williams has been published by Slate.
Louis C.K. has his own website.

“Why is this leather interior different from all other interiors?”: A Pesach caravan of Mitzvah Tanks led by a white stretch SUV limo head uptown on Sixth Avenue and West Fourth Street; noon, April 20, 2004.

Congratulations on adopting or purchasing your Ashton Kutcher. In the coming days and weeks you will bond with your new Ashton Kutcher in ways that you can only begin to imagine at this time. Ask anyone who’s welcomed Ashton Kutcher into their lives, and they will tell you that he becomes a fast member of the family, brings hours of fun, laughter, happiness, and joy to children, adults, and seniors.
But in order to enjoy your Ashton Kutcher to the fullest, there are a few things you need to know to take care of him the best way possible. Ashton Kutcher is an independent, mischievous animal; he needs attention, love, and a little discipline to feel comfortable and safe in your home. These helpful hints will make your life with Ashton Kutcher that much easier.
First off, know that in the wild Ashton Kutchers roam in packs, also known as ‘posses.’ This is an important fact, since as you bond with your Ashton Kutcher, he will come to think of you as his posse. Ashton Kutcher is loyal and intensely protective of his posse and he has a tendency to bond closest with the older alpha-female of the posse. Some even say Ashton Kutchers are nature’s ‘Mama’s boys.’