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Design cliches are universally bad

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A reader alerted us to the existence of MacUpdate: Macintosh Software & Games and, well, we laughed.
The lesson to be learned here is that if you know, when using cliched design cues like arrows and such, that they are in fact just that, i.e. outdated cliches, you’re better off not using them. But we like to think our more runic (and almost donkey-esque!) logo is a lot less elephant-like than theirs. Something about partisan politics, perhaps.
Although, the whole left-right, blue-and-orange thing is so, so weird. Our lawyer agrees.

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Stop laughing and get Syria(s)

Please excuse the two geographic-pun-based grave headlines in a row. Won’t happen again, unless Bush decides to cower at the heels of Iraq’s neighbor to the east. In which case, get ready for something awful, along the lines of “And Iran, I ran so far away…”
So, getting serious: James Ridgeway at the Village Voice (whose weekly “Mondo Washington” column is an excellent, must-read synopsis of national events) details the apparently increasing consensus that, much like we rather flippantly made note of a few weeks back, Syria is next in line to bear the wrath of administration neocons.
This includes the possibility that, rather than engaging in yet another annual American attack on Muslim nations, the U.S. may indirectly sponsor Israel’s own efforts on this front:
Israel is becoming more and more active as a U.S. military surrogate in the Middle East. Last weekend Der Spiegel reported that Israel was ready to launch an attack against Iran’s nuclear sites to prevent them from becoming operational. And, basing its reports on U.S. government sources, the Los Angeles Times claimed that Israel could fire nuclear-modified U.S.-made Harpoon cruise missiles from its submarines. The Israeli nuclear arsenal is believed to include 100 to 200 warheads that can be delivered by missiles, planes, and submarines. The Israelis claim there are no restrictions on converting Harpoons so that they can deliver nuclear warheads.
Maybe it’s just a commonplace fear of annihilation, but…attacking nuclear sites that may or may not be operational, with nuclear weapons no less, seems, well…neither “neo” nor “conservative.” Just stupid.

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Why is this man smiling?

Rupe11.jpgGood news! Rupert Murdoch will never die: Murdoch delays retirement ‘forever’. And neither will this guy.
[via Mediabistro]

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Just 71 shopping days ’till Christmas

front101503.gifDear Mom:
All I want for Christmas this year is a Don Zimmer doll with soft, pinchable cheeks and kung-fu grip. Pleeeeeeeeease! I promise that I will clean my room, walk the dog, and never, ever pick fights on my blog if you get me a Zimmer. Pretty, pretty please! With sugar on top!
Love, Matty

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Is it live, or is it Memorex?

10m.jpgAnyone else get a real Capricorn One feeling from this quote:
The launching took place about 9 a.m., according to the state-run television network, CCTV. At about 9:30, the network showed a videotape of the rocket soaring to the heavens. China Sends Man Into Orbit, Entering U.S.-Russian Club by Jim Yardley

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Bush’s Thrilla in Manila

Can this guy be any more of a hypocrite? First Bush condemns sex tourism at the United Nations, and now he’s going on a sex tour!
Buried in the piece is one un-named official’s description of the trip as “the trip from Al Qaeda hell”: isn’t that what N.W.A. called their reunion tour?
What Bush will be reading on the plane: Platform, by Michel Houellebecq.

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Like fixing a hole with a bigger hole

“Coupling,” NBC’s great hope to become a hit comedy for its soon-to-be “Friends”-less Thursday-night lineup, received a vote of no-confidence yesterday when the network announced that it was pre-empting tomorrow’s night’s episode.
NBC executives had no official comment, but they said the network wanted to give some extra attention to another new comedy, “Whoopi,” which has been just holding its own against difficult competition on Tuesday nights.”

NBC’s Affection for ‘Coupling’ Cools as Thursday Night Viewers Wander by Bill Carter
Earlier thoughts on Coupling from low culture

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Synergy, negative and otherwise

From The New York Post Sports Section, page 97:
Fox has been cutting it mighty close throughout the postseason, returning from half-inning commercial breaks with the pitcher in mid-windup. This squeeze-in-every-moment commerce finally caught up with all of us in yesterday’s ALCS Game 5.
From The New York Post Television Section, page 107:
THE Boston Red Sox-New York Yankees duel for supremacy in the American League Championship Series kept Fox on top of the primetime pack Monday… Reliable estimates for Fox’s live game coverage weren’t available, but the network was projecting that the game would lead the network to its highest-rated Monday since the “Joe Millionaire” finale in February.
[Thanks, Dave]

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I’ll take door number three for $87 billion

Time for another round of “Who do you trust: your government, or your government?” After last week’s debacle concerning Donald Rumsfeld’s supposed cluelessness (wherein he challenged press reports from one day prior indicating that he’d been left out of the loop on a key Condoleeza Rice-led development in the occupation of Iraq), we’ve got yet another instance of government spokespeople contradicting one another a day after the fact. From within the same agency, no less.
The gist of this (admittedly, smaller-scale) story:
On Monday, there were several press reports detailing that a U.S. Army commander had received numerous intelligence reports indicating that Saddam Hussein was likely hiding in or around his hometown of Tikrit in northern Iraq.
Tuesday afternoon? Turns out that was “inaccurate”.
We do not have intelligence that he is and has been specifically in Tikrit,” said Maj. Josslyn Aberle, spokeswoman for the 4th Infantry Division, which controls a large swathe of the country’s north. “Because if we did, we would have the capability to act on it.”
Phew! If there’s one thing I’d hate to lose (including civil liberties and/or other constitutional rights), it’s my confidence in the U.S. government’s ability to locate tyrannical despots, and then obliterate them with cannons, tanks, and rockets.

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Trivial Pursuits, part II

The prize for today’s Tuesday Trivia Tournament goes to Cindy, who correctly identified the phrases as the slogan for FOX’s new Joe Millionaire series kicking off next week. Congratulations, Cindy!
But, given the close ties between the G.O.P. and FOX’s parent company, News Corp., the slogan First we lied to America. Now we’re taking on the world! could just as easily be inscribed (in Latin, maybe) on Karl Rove’s stationery. I don’t know about you, but I’m not looking forward to the international fall-out from the new Joe Millionaire: we haven’t exactly been endearing ourselves to our Old European friends of late, and pulling a mean prank on their lovely daughters probably won’t make us any more popular at those Friday afternoon ice cream socials at the United Nations. How will we look Kofi Annan in the eye when we ask for more sprinkles?