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Finally, Someone Restores the Democrats’ Dignity

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Gotta Break a Few Eggs: James Carville, Democratic strategist and splosh enthusiast.

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Perhaps the Most Important Below-the-Fold New York Times Frontpage Story Ever

These Days, the College Bowl Is Filled With Milk and Cereal, by Lisa W. Foderaro, Nov. 14, 2004.
Somehow, yet again, they’ve ruled out terrorists.

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Coming Soon to an Unmarked Grave (Or a Six-Figure Security Consulting Gig)

Bin Laden expert quits CIA to keep speaking out

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Reuters’ photo editors oftentimes pick the perfect images to illustrate their news stories. This is not one of those instances.

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From “Clinton Says Arafat Missed the Chance for Peace,” Reuters:

Clinton, who helped broker a Middle East peace plan with Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat and Israeli leader Yitzhak Rabin in 1993, will not attend either his memorial service or his funeral, the former president’s office said.”

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001smokin.jpgYour Page One photograph of the Marine hit me between the eyes (“Smokin’,” Nov. 10).
This guy is all-GI.
That dirty face, the whiskers on his unshaven face, the cut on the bridge of his nose, the dangling cigarette and the 1,000-yard stare in those battle weary eyes tell the story of what’s really going on in Fallujah.
His features are reminiscent of the renowned World War II GI that Mattel replicated to make its GI Joe.
Forget about these Pentagon generals with their spotless dress uniforms, spit-shined shoes, $100 haircuts and shiny, manicured nails.
This guy’s nails and hands are laced with blood. His sweaty body smells from sleeping in the sand. His breath stinks from eating field rations.
As the winds of November blow across Indiana, I sit comfortably drinking coffee as this guy, and thousands of other GIs, bravely and valiantly battle throughout the filth and stench of these Fallujah neighborhoods.
You are the best, and we think of you in the spirit of Veterans Day.
Earl Beal
Terre Haute, Ind.
Related: Everybody’s smokin’.

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I’m Really Freaking Out Here, Man

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Stoned statisticians offer a less biased, more tie-dyed, vision of red state/blue state America.
[via Sully]

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His Very First Patriot Act

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Later, Ashhole: John, Done
Attorney General and Commerce Secretary Resign From Cabinet

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1 Hectare = 1 Vote

After reviewing the election results by county, the Bush administration is looking into amending the U.S. Constitution to apportion votes by hectares rather than utilizing the Electoral College:
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If that fails to pass the stringent process for amending the Constitution, variations such as “1 Bible = 1 Vote” will be considered.

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And fuck if it doesn’t look pretty on our computer monitors!

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It’s dark, and far away, but this appears to be a depiction of some sort of assault on Fallujah.
From Madeleine Bunting’s “Screams will not be heard“, the Guardian, November 8, 2004:

In an age of instant communication, we will have to wait months, if not years, to hear of what happens inside Falluja in the next few days. The media representation of this war will be from a distance: shots of the city skyline illuminated by the flashes of bomb blasts, the dull crump of explosions. What will be left to our imagination is the terror of children crouching behind mud walls; the agony of those crushed under falling masonry; the frantic efforts to save lives in makeshift operating theatres with no electricity and few supplies. We will be the ones left to fill in the blanks, drawing on the reporting of past wars inflicted on cities such as Sarajevo and Grozny.

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The view from our new bedroom terrace is wonderful; on a clear day, you can see the ocean! I mean, when we’re not being subjected to American bombing raids, that is.

Images of the Iraqi skyline on Tuesday, November 9, 2004, as shot by various AP photographers:
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