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1 Hectare = 1 Vote

After reviewing the election results by county, the Bush administration is looking into amending the U.S. Constitution to apportion votes by hectares rather than utilizing the Electoral College:
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If that fails to pass the stringent process for amending the Constitution, variations such as “1 Bible = 1 Vote” will be considered.