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Cliffhanger in Op-Ed Land

From Bush’s ‘Freedom Speech’, by William Safire, The New York Times, Jan. 21, 2005:

On his way out of the first Cabinet meeting after his re-election, President Bush gave his longtime chief speechwriter the theme for the second Inaugural Address: “I want this to be the freedom speech.”

In the next month, the writer, Michael Gerson, had a heart attack.

SPOILER ALERT!!

With two stents in his arteries, the recovering writer received a call from a president who was careful not to apply any deadline pressure. “I’m not calling to see if the inaugural speech is O.K.,” Bush said. “I’m calling to see if the guy writing the inaugural speech is O.K.”

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“Cool Mom” Accused of Being “Really, Really Cool Mom”

“A 40-year-old woman faces charges of sexual assault and contributing to the delinquency of a minor for allegedly supplying drugs and alcohol to high school boys and having sex with some of them.
“Sylvia Johnson, 40, told police she wanted to be a ‘cool mom,’ according to an arrest affidavit…”
‘Cool Mom’ Threw Sex Parties for Boys, AP, Jan. 21, 2005.

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Can’t We Just Agree on an Approach?

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Super-Fun Friday Photo Caption Contest*

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How to Enter: Using the ‘comments’ area, enter your best caption to the above photo (via AP).
Prize: The best caption, as chosen by the editors of this site, will be posted on the main page.
Rules: Enter as often as you like. No libel, etc.
* low culture cannot guarantee that you have “super-fun”.

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A Series of Unfortunate Metaphors

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A Different Fire: An Iraqi man injured in a Baghdad car bombing, Jan. 21, 2005 (via AP)
“By our efforts, we have lit a fire as well – a fire in the minds of men. It warms those who feel its power, it burns those who fight its progress, and one day this untamed fire of freedom will reach the darkest corners of our world.”
– George W. Bush, Inaugural Address, Jan. 20, 2005
Related: 14 Killed In Explosion Near Baghdad Mosque, ABC News, Jan. 21, 2005

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Aiiiiiiieeeeeeeee!!!!

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Devil Spawn: Jenna Bush at the Inauguration, Jan. 20, 2005 (via, Reuters)
Update: The aptly titled, “Come to Daddy,” by Chris Cunningham and Aphex Twin.

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What, No Over-Sized Novelty Severance Check?

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Thanks a Million: Powell says goodbye to, well, everyone. (via AFP)

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ID4 (More Years)

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Shock and Awe: Fireworks over the White House, top (via Reuters), Independence Day, bottom (via Catastrophe in the Movies)

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RSVP: ‘Regret’

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No Laughing Matter: Not every soldiers’ homecoming is a Bush/Cheney photo op. (image via The Memory Hole)
“This year, nine inaugural balls are scheduled, including the Commander-in-Chief Ball, a soiree hosting troops who are heading to—or who have returned from—Iraq or Afghanistan,” CNN, Jan. 17, 2005.

The favor of a reply is requested by the Eighteenth of January, Two Thousand and Five.
( ) I Will be able to attend The Commander-in-Chief Ball.
(X) I Will Not be able to attend.

Related: “The acknowledgement of misgivings—Mr Bush hesitated to use the word ‘regret’ —was a departure for a leader who repeatedly has refused to admit to any mistakes while in office,” ‘I wish I hadn’t said that’: Bush admits self-doubt, Suzanne Goldenberg, The Guardian Unlimited, Jan. 15, 2005.

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Charles Graner, You Were Just Convicted of Abusing Iraqi Prisoners in Abu Ghraib. What Are You Gonna Do Now?

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“I’m going to Disneyworld!” (via AFP)