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No civilian deaths? That’s because all the Marines think these people are just laying there, pretending to be dead

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As captioned by the AP: “U.S. Marines of the 1st Division pass by dead bodies in the western part of Fallujah, Iraq, Sunday, Nov. 14, 2004.”
From Several Insurgent Bases Found in Falluja, U.S. General Says, the New York Times, November 18, 2004:

The American death toll from the Falluja operation, which began Nov. 7, now stands at 51, with 425 wounded, General Sattler said, although an unspecified number of the wounded have returned to duty. Eight Iraqi soldiers have died and 43 were wounded, he added.
From 25 to 30 Iraqi civilians were treated for wounds, but there have been no reported Iraqi civilian deaths yet, the general said.

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They’ve got the world on a string

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European Central Bank chief Jean-Claude Trichet tries to get his yo-yo “Around the Third World“.
In this week’s hottest economic news (though – full disclosure – I’m not Lou Dobbs, and am in no way to be confused with someone of that level of expertise, and nor would I ever recklessly fund a dotcom venture like Space.com), the G20, or so-called “Group of 20”, is slated to meet in Berlin on Friday. Here, the world’s 20 financial superpowers will gather around flaming piles of cash as they try to cook up ways of explaining to United States representatives that the Bush Administration’s unchecked deficit spending is, hmmm, how to put this excessively simply, on the verge of fucking the world up. In a totally bad, unproductive way, I mean, unlike that successful prosecution of the War on Terror™, which, as we all know, made the world more secure. And then Treasury Secretary John Snow will presumably respond, “Fuck if we care.”
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Unintentionally Hilarious Photo of the Moment, Vol. 42

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This year’s Pentagon fundraiser: the 2004 “Marines in Iraq” Calendar Boys

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Say hello to the lads of November, 2004.

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What happens in Fallujah, stays in Fallujah

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Look, shit happens when a bunch of young guys roll into a city for the weekend. (“Fallujah, baby!”) Sometimes in the heat of the moment, you just go blank, man, and shit happens, all right? But a buddy doesn’t videotape it, and he sure as hell doesn’t post it on his website: That’s guy rule #2. (#1, Bros before hoes.) Remind me not to invite Kevin Sites to my bachelor party next month. (“Mashhad, baby!”)
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Victory in Fallujah (or, Colin Powell: certain to be remembered fondly by 9-year-old boys worldwide)

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War mementos, by way of the Associated Press: “U.S. Army critical care nurse Cpt. Marvetta Walker checks on a 9-year-old Fallujah boy who was wounded in the face and stomach, while at the 31st Combat Support Hospital in Baghdad, Iraq Monday, Nov. 15, 2004. The boy was in critical condition. The hospital has been treating both American wounded as well as civilians from the Fallujah fighting. (AP Photo/John Moore)
SEE ALSO: “U.S. Planes Bomb Falluja as Rebels Battle On”

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Imagery like this seemed so much more acceptable when we were merely waiting for the eruption of Mount St. Helens, rather than a regionwide movement of anti-Americanism

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And then they wrote “In Bloom” after seeing tons of stick figures hanging in the woods

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In December of 1987, three student musicians disappeared in the woods near Aberdeen, Washington while recording a demo.
One year later their footage was found.
…then released sixteen years later by Geffen Records as “With The Lights Out”, a 3CD/DVD box set by Nirvana, after years of disputes between surviving bandmembers and the widow of the deceased frontman.
While it looks as though Kurt Cobain is doing his best Blair Witch impersonation as he stares into the corner (above, in a still taken from previously-unreleased video footage appearing on the accompanying DVD), bear in mind that this was years before the late 90’s film phenomenon.
Sometimes it seems like everyone ripped off Kurt.
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Judging by the syntax of this headline, it seems as though someone at the Times is a little too excited about May 2005

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The New York Times, excitedly reporting on American “progress” in the conquering of Fallujah by U.S. forces:
U.S. Armored Forces Blast Their Way Into Rebel Nest in Falluja
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When To Walk Out on Bridget: or, How To Tell You’re Surrounded By Career Women in Their Mid-Twenties

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“Don’t you dare try to eat mommy’s Häagen Dazs, Miss Whiskers!”
You’re watching Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason, and Bridget’s love interest, the supportive “human rights lawyer” Mark Darcy (as played by the normally acceptable Colin Firth) utters the following line in the middle of an argument between the two lovebirds:

DARCY:
I’m not angry at you, Bridget. I’m disappointed.
(He smiles.)
Disappointed that I can’t go home with you right now.

And the audience collectively coos a unified, “Awwwwwwwwwww…”