“After you, my dear Alphonse!”
“You first, my dear Gaston!”
Update: How on earth did I miss this?
[via Reuters]
Month: March 2005
How’s the low culture shop doing? Amazingly, thank you very much! Soon enough we’ll be able to afford a wheelbarrow for the piles of cash we’re making.
Here’s our latest sales report. Read it and weep, bitches!
I know we did.
Serving Suggestion: Dumb shirts for smart people, and vice versa
Ever since we took that Learning Annex course on maximizing your brand through cross-promotional marketing (taught by Fonzworth Bentley of P. Diddy’s umbrella-handling fame), we’ve been trying to figure out a surefire way to extend the mighty brand that is low culture.
At first, we considered branching out into television, but honestly, any moron can get a show on TV nowadays. Next, we thought about a line of children’s multi-vitamins, but the damn Flintstones have that market locked. Also, our bodies aren’t available in easily-swallowed shapes.
Then it hit us: Poorly made T-shirts, undergarments, and mugs with clever slogans: those would sell, right? Heck, even halfway clever slogans might sell.
So we went with the halfway clever slogans. With that in mind, we present to you lowculturemart, home of our new, excessively large line of overpriced, crummy products.
Buy our crap, please: Fonzworth will be so proud.