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Hand Over Fist: Day One of low culture‘s Lucrative Foray Into E-commerce

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How’s the low culture shop doing? Amazingly, thank you very much! Soon enough we’ll be able to afford a wheelbarrow for the piles of cash we’re making.
Here’s our latest sales report. Read it and weep, bitches!
I know we did.

6 replies on “Hand Over Fist: Day One of low culture‘s Lucrative Foray Into E-commerce”

The thing of it IS…i’ve got an electric bill…and i’m weighing the options…
If only there was something smaller, like a low culture scrunchie.

I want the shirt that reads “I read low culture, and I’m an asshole” even though I’m not really an asshole. I don’t have a credit/debit card, but I figured I’d let you guys know that I would buy a shirt if I could.

How about a shirt that says this:
“lowculture: where nameless soldier and hornsofthedevil click”

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