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Even a Stopped Clock Is Right Twice a Day

low culture applauds President Bush’s nomination of Nicholas Negroponte to serve as intel chief. As founder and director of MIT’s Media Lab, Mr. Negroponte has done much to further all forms of digital media. His 1995 tome, Being Digital is a remarkably prescient distillation of the computer revolution. Most recently, he has pursued the development of a laptop computer that would sell for under $100. While Mr. Negroponte’s relationship to the intelligence community is as yet unclear, the President’s choice deserves accolades.

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Ummm… I hate to burst your bubble (or fall prey to a fairly good joke), but John Negroponte — not Nicholas — was given the position. He’s a current diplomat and ambassador to Iraq… not as cool.
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Diff, are you okay? I’m a little worried. I imagine you standing half turned from the machine, arms crossed, chewing your nails, occasionally leaping into action as Einsturzende Neubauten plays on the radio.
Yesterday I was investigating this inescapable feeling I had that John Negroponte was Greek and it turns out not only is he Greek but he is also Nicholas’ older brother. George Tenet, John Negroponte, ever since Spiro Agnew Greeks can only get ahead if they have non-Greek names. From know on call me Laszlo Zagrocek.

I’m fine. Half of those comments weren’t posted by me. I did the initial trifecta post of idiocy and then left for the day.
strange.

I’m fine. Half of those comments weren’t posted by me. I did the initial trifecta post of idiocy and then left for the day.
strange.

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