Categories Shallow Sexing It Up At Sundance Post author By guy Post date January 24, 2005 5 Comments on Sexing It Up At Sundance Alexandra Kerry and Tobey Maguire make love to the camera. ← That Cold Park City Weather Is About To Get a Blast of Hot Air → Dorkus Wins for Once in Her Loser Life 5 replies on “Sexing It Up At Sundance” So in summary, Jenna is a vampire, Yuschenko is a bird-eating monster, and Tobey is a vombie. What happened to these people that I used to look up to? Tobey’s preparing for his starring role in a Zach Galifianakis biopic. I’d still hit it. Tobey is hot in that ‘smoldering geek’ way. he looks more like a smoldering chipmonk Did Alexandra wear that see-through dress again? Even that isn’t going to make her interesting again. Welcome to “minute 16”. Comments are closed.
So in summary, Jenna is a vampire, Yuschenko is a bird-eating monster, and Tobey is a vombie. What happened to these people that I used to look up to?
Did Alexandra wear that see-through dress again? Even that isn’t going to make her interesting again. Welcome to “minute 16”.
5 replies on “Sexing It Up At Sundance”
So in summary, Jenna is a vampire, Yuschenko is a bird-eating monster, and Tobey is a vombie. What happened to these people that I used to look up to?
Tobey’s preparing for his starring role in a Zach Galifianakis biopic.
I’d still hit it. Tobey is hot in that ‘smoldering geek’ way.
he looks more like a smoldering chipmonk
Did Alexandra wear that see-through dress again? Even that isn’t going to make her interesting again. Welcome to “minute 16”.