Categories Grave The way to a woman’s heart is through the manipulation of her nation’s voters Post author By jp Post date January 21, 2005 9 Comments on The way to a woman’s heart is through the manipulation of her nation’s voters ← Super-Fun Friday Photo Caption Contest* → Inauguration 2005: America’s Elderly Reflect on Our 43rd Whippersnapper 9 replies on “The way to a woman’s heart is through the manipulation of her nation’s voters” Ooh, white men *can’t* dance. He looks like his feet have been glued to the floor and he’s trying to get them loose. It’s a shame how the podium in the top photo makes her ass look so big. Like she’s smuggling a microwave oven under her dress. Second picture: Dubya: “Wanna French?” Of come on. That there is a very gorgeous couple. I attended the innauguration myself and must say that although the speech was a little light on the domestic issues, it was well-presented and it was a novle experience and I felt very patriotic. Wow, and I had never been around so many Republicans before. “Very gorgeous couple…I felt very patriotic…” Yeeeeeeeaccch! Let’s spread some heapin’ helpin’s of fresh DEMOCRACY all over this a hear dancin’ floor! Brace yerselves Laura! Good ol’ Dick the vep spent all summer teachin’ me to do the Roamin’ Wyomin’ Sheep Dip & Barbled Wire twist ; and then the big finalie , the Iyad Allarie nine millie meter parabellum to the cerebellum! Look OUT all you Tie-rantz and desputz , this prez got the mandate to dance dance DANCE!! Another good way to a womans heart is through the voters’ civil rights. I hear women love those. Sort of like Herod’s women loved the head of John the Baptist. freedom’s wearing dancin’ shoes yeeeeee hawwwwww! Comments are closed.