But why are they calling it a satire?
Month: November 2004
D.H. Pufnstuf


The New York Post, Nov. 21, 2004… Paul Rodriguez, 1994
Chile the Fuck Out
Getting to know you…

Coming Soon: America, meet your 52nd State!
Getting to know all about you.
Related: Iran readies uranium for nuke enrichment – diplomats
Bovs on your Mane

Snoochy Boochy: You can preserve us anytime, baby!
Cough, cough. I mean, well crafted, intelligent joke to justify posting this attractive woman’s photo. Cough.

Cingularly Bad Taste: Twin Towers-themed billboard, 4th Avenue and 9th Street Subway Station in Brooklyn
This is outrageous! Outrageously outrageous! In fact, we are outraged!
In a city still reeling from the 9/11 attacks—an event so painful, there isn’t a bowl of cereal large enough to drown our sadness—Cingular has decided to put up this tasteless, insensitive billboard on an overpass on 4th Avenue in Brooklyn that shows the burning Twin Towers. This is wrong on so many levels, especially since so many of us New Yorkers were without cellular service on that dark day and could not speak to our friends and family members, regardless of our “whenever minutes” or roll-over plans!
What’s worse is that this isn’t the first time advertisers have exploited 9/11 to sell a sub-par product. Shouldn’t they know better by now?
We urge you to boycott Cingular! Mostly because Catherine Zeta-Jones is incrementally less hot than she used to be. (So, boycott Ocean’s 12, too!) This outrage cannot be ignored!
Update: An alert reader and concerned citizen tells us that Ms. Zeta-Jones flaks for T-Mobile, not Cingular. You can run, but you can’t hide, Catherine! So, boycott Cingular’s non-threatening, pansexual spokescreature, Pit-Pat!
Poutin’ Powell

“Not even my new U2 Special Edition iPod can make me smile today.”
Hooray for Product Placement!

National Treasure is so hot, you’ll need a case of refreshing Aquafina water, from the good people at Pepsi.
Update: Turns out the professional wise-asses at The Onion AV Club made nearly the exact same joke as the above—three days ago. Either those guys saw my post and then built a time machine and went back to steal my idea, or hack minds think alike. We got beat: I guess that’s why those dude’s have the big first-look deal with Miramax and I’m just here blogging. Oh, well.


