National Treasure is so hot, you’ll need a case of refreshing Aquafina water, from the good people at Pepsi.
Update: Turns out the professional wise-asses at The Onion AV Club made nearly the exact same joke as the above—three days ago. Either those guys saw my post and then built a time machine and went back to steal my idea, or hack minds think alike. We got beat: I guess that’s why those dude’s have the big first-look deal with Miramax and I’m just here blogging. Oh, well.