
Who’s that gravelly-voiced actor who plays the perpetually-in-a-funk Marty Funhouser on HBO‘s Curb Your Enthusiasm? Why, it’s none other than Bob Einstein, aka, “Super” Dave Osborne, the world’s greatest daredevil stuntman!
I distinctly remember his show from when I was a kid. At the time, I think I actually believed he was a real stuntman who just messed up a lot. You can buy a Super Dave video here.
Einstein’s also the brother of Albert Brooks. Yes, the poor guy was born Albert Einstein. Parents and their high expectations: Sheesh!
Category: Shallow
Checkout “Dropout”, Pre-Sellout

When not busy geeking out to Pitchfork‘s coverage of all things indietronic, we’re likely debating whether it was Hood or the Notwist who first inspired Radiohead’s post-rock reinvention in 1999. Or maybe it’s something along the lines of whether or not Basic Channel‘s music deserves a genre classification of its own, or the merits of declaring Philip Jeck as the ultimate electro-acoustic composer, or pronouncing L.A.’s Stones Throw to be the most underrated hip-hop label in operation today.
In other words, it’s unlikely that we’d ever get behind a major-label record of any stripe. But here’s some major-label-styled hype for you: it’s only the second week of February, and already the leading contender for 2004’s album of the year has been released. Available today on the racks of all sorts of record stores across the country, in outlets as diverse as Kim’s and Amoeba to FYE and Sam Goody (and likely to sell just as well in each type of these aforementioned shops), Kanye West’s College Dropout has been released on Jay-Z’s Roc-A-Fella imprint, home to such musical all-stars as Beanie Sigel, Memphis Bleek, and, ummm, Samantha Ronson.
This would be considered “staying in the family”, since the 26-year-old West is heretofore best known as the producer of some of Jay-Z’s biggest hits off of 2001’s The Blueprint. Relatively invisible up to this point, he’s also spent the past two years becoming one of pop music’s most likely hit-makers, engineering the hooks and beats for a remix of Britney Spears’ collaboration with Madonna, Ludacris‘ “Stand Up” and Alicia Keys‘ “You Don’t Know My Name”, as well as the definitive summer anthem for 2003, Talib Kweli‘s “Get By”, which I most recently heard played out at a New Year’s Eve party thrown by members of Silverlake’s indie-guitar-and-electronics scenesters.
That means crossover appeal.
Neil Strauss: Renaissance Man
Author…Comedian… Ladies Man…Adult movie actor…*
What’s next? I’m betting co-songwriter with The Matrix
* Not online despite aggressive Googling: Back-up ‘funky robot’ dancer for Beck (SPIN, circa 1996)… Jewel bedside interlocutor (Rolling Stone, circa 1998)…
Oh, you’re such a martyr, Jim

“It was uncomfortable up there on the cross. Very windy. I almost blew over.” — Jim Caviezel quoted by Cindy Adams, The New York Post, Feb. 10, 2004

Sherry and Bob: The casting couch strikes again.
A Director, Married to the Studio
by Sharon Waxman, The New York Times, Feb. 9, 2004:
When Variety published the news last week that the veteran director William Friedkin was attached to a new movie at Paramount Pictures, eyebrows went up in Hollywood. Not just because it is rare in the age-obsessed movie industry for a 69-year-old director to score a major studio assignment, but also because Mr. Friedkin would be making yet another movie at the studio where his wife, Sherry Lansing, is the chairwoman.
Since 1994 Mr. Friedkin, a celebrated director in the 1970’s, has made four feature films, all at Paramount, three of them box office flops, one a financial disappointment.
So the choice of Mr. Friedkin to direct a big-budget movie about the Hollywood lawyer Sidney Korshak is sparking new talk of nepotism at a moment when the studio is in poor financial health.
The more salient question: Why would Sherry Lansing hand her husband such bad scripts like the ones for The Hunted, Rules of Engagement, Jade, and Blue Chips?
Well, you can always rely on Amazon


N.B.: Not to be mistaken with Philip Roth’s Letting Go, which cannot ship before Valentine’s Day.
Just in time for Black History Month

(MOSTLY) WHITE PRIDE:Vanity Fair‘s “Hollywood 2004” cover. (Not pictured: Black Actresses)
While the cover may lack diversity (yes, I am aware that Salma Hayek and Lucy Lui Liu aren’t white, but that and a token will get ya’ a ride on the subway), the magazine is positively bursting (like a dried up cactus) with African Americans.
Aside from some ads that feature Black models (Naomi Campbell and Tyson Beckford are still workin’ it after all these years!) or deeply-tanned white ones, there’s Brett Brooks, the DJ at Fred Segal (and Winona Ryder‘s old roommate—he works at a deparment store, she loves department stores, together, they’re a sitcom!) on page 192, Jamie Foxx done-up as Ray Charles on page 220, a caricature of Rudy Ray Moore, aka, Dolemite on page 332, Janet Jackson as Lena Horne on pages 322-323 (Black performers dressed as older Black performers= hot!), and Janet’s beloved and besieged brother, Michael (save your jokes: Michael Jackson is Black), is featured in several photos (one even show’s him wearing a trucker hat that appears to say “Black Man”) accompanying Maureen Orth’s examination of his child molestation charges beginning on page 384.
But by far, the part of the magazine that reflects the greatest diversity is Graydon Carter’s editor’s letter in which he lists the names of every U.S. armed forces member to die in Iraq. Of the 502 people listed, I’m betting a large percentage were African American.
Well, that’s one way to slip some Black folks into the “mix.”
This world, it is so strange
When animals attackDennis Miller!

Dennis Miller showing those lightning fast reflexes with Moe, the chimp, Feb. 4, 2004
Rummy Walks Like An… Well, you Know

Susanna Hoffs and Donald Rumsfeld
Foreign types with the hookah pipes say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like an egyptian

