Categories Shallow When animals attackDennis Miller! Post author By matt Post date February 5, 2004 10 Comments on When animals attackDennis Miller! Dennis Miller showing those lightning fast reflexes with Moe, the chimp, Feb. 4, 2004 ← Rummy Walks Like An… Well, you Know → This world, it is so strange 10 replies on “When animals attackDennis Miller!” Kudos to the chimp for recognizing that Dennis is dragging her down! That chimp’s goin’ places, and having her Huggies parked next to the fading, undiapered mind of a right-wing bootlicker ain’t gonna help. “You can tell someone who boozes by the company he chooses, and [chimp] got up and slowly walked away”. A cha cha. That’s a pretty slick karate move Miller’s got there. Oh wait, that’s just him cowering in fear. No, you got it right the first time. Miller is delivering a vicous ninja chop to that fucking primate’s neck. That’s what it gets for wearing a Huggies on TV. Shit, put on some pants at least. Dennis Miller used to be great… Some of his SNL news skits were classic.. his rants were amazing on his old HBO show. I even enjoyed reading his books. I have been Tivo’ing his new show for the last week… Man, is he lame. His edge is gone, his amazing vocabulary has diserted him and he seems totally lost. His rapier wit seems reduced to a dull butter knife. He used to have a great handle on how obserdity of both the left and right wing yapping. Now he avoids any critisism of bush and doesnt seem to have much of anything relevant or funny to say about the left. Perhaps its the new format… His HBO show was once a week with a lot of breaks… His SNL spots were really short, perhaps a total of 12 minutes of material a week. This new show is a full hour a day. Whatever, I am sad to say that this is the first time I have found Mr Miller to be hard to watch. Just when we need a smart guy pointing out the absurdity of George and his pack of self serving weasles, one of the best political observers has nothing to show but his lobatamy scars. Maybe the chimp is trying to knock some sense back into Denny. Or expressing his anger at not having a better agent or sidekick for that matter. Say goodbye Dennis. Go bowling with those Emmys or something. Obviously the chimp is a Deaniac Just a few weeks into the show and he’s got monkey guests already? Which of them got off the best lines? Can someone tell me the name of the guest on Dennis Miller show last week – believe he was a professor in California and spoke about the immigration situation in California. “The professor is named Victor Davis Hanson and he’s the author of a book called Mexifornia.” Lest we forget from whom we took California. Comments are closed.