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(Hopefully) Revealed: Contents of the Egyptian Burrito

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Fans of Shopsin’s, the totally sui generis restaurant-cum-mad scientist lab in the West Village are about to have their favorite spot’s cover blown big time.
As readers of Calvin Trillin’s amusing New Yorker article, “Don’t Mention It” (April 15, 2002) might recall, Shopsin’s is an extremely eccentric little restaurant where you can experience Cotton Picker Gumbo Melt Soup or Pecan Chicken Wild Rice Cream Enchilada, or literally dozens of other dishes you will never see anywhere else. (According to blogger Rachelle Bowden there are over 100 soups on the menu which is available as a PDF file on their Web site. It’s 11 pages long and denser than a Dr. Bronner’s Soap label.)
In addition to the weird menu, there are the weird rules. Writes Trillin:

For years, a rule against copying your neighbor’s order was observed fairly strictly. Customers who had just arrived might ask someone at the next table the name of the scrumptious-looking dish he was eating. Having learned that it was Burmese Hummus—one of my favorites, as it happens, even though it is not hummus and would not cause pangs of nostalgia in the most homesick Burmese—they might order Burmese Hummus, only to have Eve shake her head wearily. No copying. That rule eventually got downgraded into what Ken called “a strong tradition,” and has now pretty much gone by the wayside.

Shopsin’s is about to go huge as I Like Killing Flies, a documentary by photographer, graphic artist, and music video vet (and notorious O.J. Simpson Time Magazine photo manipulator) Matt Mahurin is now part of The 2004 Sundance Film Festival’s Documentary Competition.
I hope I Like Killing Flies gets distribution, since I’m curious to see it and learn more about the inner workings of Shopsin’s and Kenny and Eve Shopsin, the owners and sole employees. I’m a bit surprised they agreed to the film, since Trillin paints a portrait of Kenny as, how shall I put this, a tad publicity shy: ” I’ve managed to write about Shopsin’s from time to time, always observing the prohibition against mentioning its name or location.” (Later in the same piece, Trillin admits that Kenny softened towards the press after he was forced to briefly close and relocate his restaurant: “[N]ot long ago Kenny told me that it was no longer necessary to abide by the rule against mentioning the place in print.” Phew!)
Here’s a prediction: We can expect articles on Kenny and Eve Shopsin cropping up in The New York Post, New York Magazine, Will Ferrell behind the counter at the grill, perhaps?) and elsewhere in the months following Sundance. I hope Shopsin’s can weather the publicity storm. But then again, after doing their own thing for so many decades, it’s probably pretty gratifying to see people lining up outside their restaurant. I just hope everyone remembers to turn off their cell phones and keep their parties under 4.

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I give this quote three stars

Further proof that critics sometimes actually speak—and think—in blurbs, The Times‘ A.O. Scott goes back to his lit crit roots in Slate‘s annual “Year in Movies”:

I happened upon this piece, in which Louis Menand breezily mocks the conventions of year-end list-making (without, of course, deigning to suffer what he rightly calls the “anguish” of making his own list). The piece is funny and well worth reading, if a bit glib.

Somehow I think that if articles had posters, this quote would be shortened to “‘Funny! Worth Reading!’—Slate. (Of course Peter Travers said of the same piece: “Astounding! Will Make You Stand Up and Cheer—Even if you’re reading it on the Toilet!”—Rolling Stone)

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On Behalf of the entire News Corporation Family, we offer our condolences

REGIS FELINE BLUE AFTER HIS GLAMOUR PUSS PURRS HIS LAST
By MICHAEL STARR
A tearful Regis Philbin bid a fond farewell to his family’s beloved cat, Ashley, on yesterday’s “Live with Regis & Kelly.”
Regis Loses a Cat
I was moved yesterday by Regis Philbin’s announcement that his cat, Ashley, had passed away. I remember the early stories of Ashley when he had to have a tooth pulled. Regis is an excellent imitation of him then. That’s more than 15 years ago. My sympathies to Regis, Joy, JJ and Joanna. (Roger Friedman)

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The Paperwork was longer than the marriage

Sad.
[via Gawker]

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They Really Got Him

Kinks’ Ray Davies shot while thwarting robbery attempt
Singer-songwriter Ray Davies of the Kinks was shot in the leg while chasing thieves who snatched a purse from a woman he was with, police said Monday. He was not seriously injured.

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More Sex Please, We’re Increasing Our Hit Count

werebritish.jpgNo Sex Please, We’re American: Brian De Palma, Paul Verhoeven and William Friedkin can’t make erotic thrillers in Bush’s USA
Sight and Sound, January 2004
(via The Morning News)
Earlier:
No Sex Please, We’re Hobbits
No Sex Please, We’re Geeks
No Sex Please, We’re Too Busy
No Sex Please, We’re British Curlers
No Sex Please, We’re Married
No Sex Please, We’re Students
No Sex Please, We’re Dutch
No Sex Please, We’re Oxford
No Sex Please, We’re French Tourists
No Sex Please, We’re Costco
No Sex Please, We’re Medicated
et. cetera…

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Grave

Memo to Dean: Other Americans aren’t comfortable in a milieu where the term milieu is used

yale.jpg“You know, I have grown up in the Northeast my entire life. And in the Northeast, we do not talk openly about religion. I’ve spent a lot of time in the South. I have a lot of friends from the South. In the South, people do integrate religion openly, easily into their lives, both Black Southerners and white Southerners.
“I understand that if I’m going to campaign for the presidency of the United States, I have to be comfortable in the milieu that other Americans are comfortable, not just for my own region, for everywhere else.
“I think any columnist who questions my belief is over the line. But I do believe that it is important for the president of the United States to be comfortable everywhere, and I plan to learn how to do that.”—Howard Dean at the Democratic Candidates Debate in Iowa, Jan. 4, 2004 (via CNN)

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2004: the year ‘and/or’ broke

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“NOTE: We are no longer using the following words: ‘desultory,’ ‘heretofore’, ‘nonesuch’, ‘ineffable’, ‘meretricious’, ‘Vietnam’, and ‘utilize’. We are also discontinuing the usage of the construction ‘and/or.'”—Timothy McSweeney’s Quarterly Concern issue 1; 1998
Out Now: McSweeney’s 12: Unpublished, Unknown, &/or Unbelievable, 2004*
*This post qualifies as part of the required seven (7) Dave Eggers-related entries-per-year as stipulated by the bylaws of International Bloggers Union (local 404).

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“We’re gonna stick together, just like it used to be.”

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Nine men who came too late and stayed too long… Unchanged men in a changing land. Out of step, out of place and desperately out of time.The Wild Bunch
“We’re not gonna get rid of anybody. We’re gonna stick together, just like it used to be. When you side with a man, you stay with him. And if you can’t do that, you’re like some animal, you’re finished. We’re finished! All of us!”— Pike Bishop (William Holden)

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The Wedding Photo

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Britney Jean Spears weds Jason Allen Alexander
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Earlier: Jason and Britney at the Kid’s Choice Awards.