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Col Allen’s Show of Restraint

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I guess the editors couldn’t include “LOL!!!” and a bunch of smileys in the headline like they wanted to.

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The ‘W’ Stands For “Will Work ‘Till 80 if Social Security is Privatized”

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Related: Planned Parenthood guide to birth control

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A Handy Guide to Bush’s Supporters (As Seen From Front and Back), Vol. 3

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Earlier: A Handy Guide to Bush’s Supporters (As Seen From Front and Back), Vol. 1 and Vol. 2

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Eh, Not So Much

Is this another prank from those tricky Canadians at Vice?
If it is, it’s not so funny, but it’s better than the whole “We’re white supremacists” thing.
If it’s not… I guess that’s why it’s not funny at all.

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Notes Towards an Election Week Mix Tape

The Final Countdown,” Europe
Political World,” Bob Dylan
Power to the People,” John Lennon
It’s the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine),” REM
Welcome to the Terrordome,” Public Enemy
Help!,” The Beatles
The Power,” Snap
I Started a Joke,” The Bee Gees
Whistle When You’re Low,” Cancer Boy
Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind,” Lovin’ Spoonful
Manic Depression,” Jimi Hendrix
Heroes,” David Bowie
A Change is Gonna Come,” Sam Cooke
Authority Song,” John Mellencamp
You’re a Big Girl Now,” The Stylistics (for Dubya)
Question: What’s on yours?

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Despite This, You Should Still Vote

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Green Party: Punks Dead and Your Next [sic.]
Earlier: Another counterculture icon for participatory democracy

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It’s Been A Long Campaign Season

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July 29, 2004October 21, 2004
We’re all sagging a bit, but we can pull through, people!

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Chomsky Shrugged

partychomsky.jpgBipartisancurious Andrew Sullivan seems to strain credulity a bit with this passage in his
endorsement of John Kerry:

Does Kerry believe in this war? Skeptics say he doesn’t. They don’t believe he has understood the significance of September 11. They rightly point to the antiwar and anti-Western attitudes of some in his base–the Michael Moores and Noam Chomskys who will celebrate a Kerry victory.

Frankly, we find it somewhat difficult to imagine the dour MIT linguist celebrating anything, especially the election of John Kerry, whom Chomsky endorsed, if anything, more reservedly and reluctantly than Sullivan did.

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New Scandal Rocks Washington!

Canadian receives prestigious Mark Twain Prize!
Earlier: 3 out of 4 Canadians are criminally insane

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Dino’s List

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Dino Stamatopoulos: He puts the grrrrr in Totally Obscure Comedy Cult Figure
The best part of the new Mr. Show with Bob and David season 4 DVD? The obligatory blooper reel of course.
But more specifically, the really best part is the fetishy tribute to show writer, producer, and sometime actor Dino Stamatopoulos that shows him riding his chopper, mucking around in a lake, and flubbing his one line in the excellent Amadeus parody “Philouza.” (“There’s Philouza!”)001MrShowbox.jpg
If Bob and David are the Lennon/McCartney of sketch comedy, Dino’s the Frank Zappa: weird, obscure, beloved by a legion of creepy fans who obsess over his ouvre like members of a secret society— and then there are Dino’s questionable Zappa-esque grooming choices. He’s probably the funniest person you’ve never heard of.
If a show was funny, Dino has probably had his grubby hands in it: The Ben Stiller Show, Late Night with Conan O’Brien, TV Funhouse. (Memo to Comedy Central: Put that show on DVD post haste!) He’s even had his hands in some not so funny shows: Take MAD TV. Please, take it.
Listen to the commentary tracks for Ben Stiller or Mr. Show and you’ll see: It’s Dino’s world, we just laugh at it.
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“There’s Philouza!”: He finally nails it.
Related: Fun Bunch Comedy