Welcome to VaticanAir! Stretch out and relax in comfort as we refresh you with a moist washcloth.
Be sure to fasten your seatbelt during takeoff and landing.
We are happy to offer a variety of reading materials for your pleasure.
Light in-flight refreshment will be served.
Your luggage will be handled with the greatest care.
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