Despite low culture’s attorney’s protestations, we’re pushing through with our New York Times Op-Ed Page blind item guessing game, pesky legal troubles be damned.
From yesterday’s Maureen Dowd column:
A few years ago at a White House Correspondents’ dinner, I met a very beautiful actress. Within moments, she blurted out: “I can’t believe I’m 46 and not married. Men only want to marry their personal assistants or P.R. women.”
Send your (nonlibelous!) theories to tips@gaw, er, just post them in the comments or something.
12 replies on “Blind Item Guessing Game”
Is it T.V.s Rue McClanahan?
could it be sharon stone?
She’s married to that guy who got his toe bitten off by the Monitor Lizard.
I’m pretty sure it was Jarvis Cocker
Must’ve been Elton John’s hairpiece.
I’m going to second the Sharon Stone.
Yes, it’s got to be Sharon Stone. She’s 46, beautiful, and she got divorced from Phil Bronstein (a.k.a. Lizard Chow) last year.
Andy Dick?
Andrew Sullivan
It was a Komodo Dragon; the much milder Monitor acted as body double for the Komodo in “The Freshman”.
This nameless actress might be trapped in her own double standard; what about men from a lower income bracket? No one blinks twice if an older, wealthier male dates a waitress or a schooolteacher… and I’m sure there are plenty of intelligent but manly firemen, cops, bookstore clerks etc. who would be interested…
(insert prayer of thanks that I’m no longer on the market.)
Lorraine Bracco. No question.
Does anyone have a copy of this article? I can’t get to it without buying it.