“For the life of me… I cannot understand why the terrorists have not attacked our food supply because it is so easy to do.”
(U.S. Health Chief, Stepping Down, Issues Warning, by Robert Pear, The New York Times, Dec. 4, 2004.)
Killing Americans through the food supply? Dude, that’s their fucking job. Yet another American industry, outsourced, I guess.
Related: Fire up your shitty “Bush ♥s Huckabee jokes now, suckers.
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Shorter Tommy Thompson: “Mmmm, Donuts!”
Don’t worry, Tommy, the terrorists wouldn’t dare mess with your sprinkles.
uhh, thanks tommy t. the “tahrist” need all the ideas they can get . . .
This is really great. Let’s have a publicized think tank where we all throw out our best ‘how the terrorists could really F us up’ and then tape it, and send it right to them.
I just read the ‘related story’ and was startled that in a 100 or so word news story about a man who may be given a great deal of power (as compared to say, you or I), focus is given to his weight loss.