“For the life of me… I cannot understand why the terrorists have not attacked our food supply because it is so easy to do.”
(U.S. Health Chief, Stepping Down, Issues Warning, by Robert Pear, The New York Times, Dec. 4, 2004.)
Killing Americans through the food supply? Dude, that’s their fucking job. Yet another American industry, outsourced, I guess.
Related: Fire up your shitty “Bush ♥s Huckabee jokes now, suckers.