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I Can All But Guarantee That This Photo (or a worse one) Will Be Used in Tomorrow’s Post or Daily News

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Howard Stern in Union Square, Nov. 18, 2004.
And the headline will be STERN FACED or SIRIUS EXPRESSION.

001carnac.jpgMmmmmyah. May Burt Reynolds sell you a used bearskin rug. Call me Carnac.

4 replies on “I Can All But Guarantee That This Photo (or a worse one) Will Be Used in Tomorrow’s Post or Daily News

I love calling covers. The only ones I ever called were 1) NY’ers 9/11 black cover and 2) Renee Zellwegs anorexic dark-haired “Yes, that’s Zellwegs!” glamour cover following apparently being unconscionably fat in the latest bridget jones. Scarily, those are more alike than I care to admit.

out here in flyover land, we’d be relieved just to see ONE cover without fricking jude law on it. jeezus, can’t you media elites do something about those pack hunting editors? shoot law’s publicist, or something? call the west coast and kneecap a few casting agents? have mercy, we beg of you…

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