3 replies on “Because the loveliest ladies shop at Brooks Brothers”
And ‘B’ stands for Bullshit.
“W” stands for Wonka!
AND THE OOMPA LOOMPAS SING THIS SONG WHILE
DRAGGING DELEGATES AWAY TO HELL:
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
I’VE GOT A PERFECT PUZZLE FOR YOU
OOMPA LOOMPA, DOOMPADAH DEE
IF YOU ARE WISE YOU’LL LISTEN ME
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU GUZZLE DOWN SWEETS
EATING AS MUCH AS AN ELEPHANT EATS
WHAT ARE YOU AT GETTING TERRIBLY FAT
WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL COME OF THAT
I DON’T LIKE THE LOOK OF IT
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH
IF YOU’RE NOT GREEDY YOU WILL GO FAR
YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO
LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO
DOOMPADEE DOO
I think it’s so cool that you post comments on low culture, Mr. Rove. Even though we make fun of you a lot—your manipulation of the American people, your doughy, Elmer Fudd face—you must be able to see how much we admire you. You’re a great character and an even greater subject.
Thanks for shining a little light on our site, Karl: you keep doing your thing and we’ll be able to keep doing ours.
3 replies on “Because the loveliest ladies shop at Brooks Brothers”
And ‘B’ stands for Bullshit.
“W” stands for Wonka!
AND THE OOMPA LOOMPAS SING THIS SONG WHILE
DRAGGING DELEGATES AWAY TO HELL:
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
I’VE GOT A PERFECT PUZZLE FOR YOU
OOMPA LOOMPA, DOOMPADAH DEE
IF YOU ARE WISE YOU’LL LISTEN ME
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU GUZZLE DOWN SWEETS
EATING AS MUCH AS AN ELEPHANT EATS
WHAT ARE YOU AT GETTING TERRIBLY FAT
WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL COME OF THAT
I DON’T LIKE THE LOOK OF IT
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH
IF YOU’RE NOT GREEDY YOU WILL GO FAR
YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO
LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO
DOOMPADEE DOO
I think it’s so cool that you post comments on low culture, Mr. Rove. Even though we make fun of you a lot—your manipulation of the American people, your doughy, Elmer Fudd face—you must be able to see how much we admire you. You’re a great character and an even greater subject.
Thanks for shining a little light on our site, Karl: you keep doing your thing and we’ll be able to keep doing ours.