Categories Grave Because the loveliest ladies shop at Brooks Brothers Post author By jp Post date September 1, 2004 3 Comments on Because the loveliest ladies shop at Brooks Brothers ← Conventionist: The Governator Speaks → This is Bushworld* 3 replies on “Because the loveliest ladies shop at Brooks Brothers” And ‘B’ stands for Bullshit. “W” stands for Wonka! AND THE OOMPA LOOMPAS SING THIS SONG WHILE DRAGGING DELEGATES AWAY TO HELL: OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO I’VE GOT A PERFECT PUZZLE FOR YOU OOMPA LOOMPA, DOOMPADAH DEE IF YOU ARE WISE YOU’LL LISTEN ME WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU GUZZLE DOWN SWEETS EATING AS MUCH AS AN ELEPHANT EATS WHAT ARE YOU AT GETTING TERRIBLY FAT WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL COME OF THAT I DON’T LIKE THE LOOK OF IT OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH IF YOU’RE NOT GREEDY YOU WILL GO FAR YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO DOOMPADEE DOO I think it’s so cool that you post comments on low culture, Mr. Rove. Even though we make fun of you a lot—your manipulation of the American people, your doughy, Elmer Fudd face—you must be able to see how much we admire you. You’re a great character and an even greater subject. Thanks for shining a little light on our site, Karl: you keep doing your thing and we’ll be able to keep doing ours. Comments are closed.