El Pidio and I have become obsessed with playing a game we have tentatively titled, “Where will they be in the future?” The game borrows its structure from that “Where Are They Now?” show that Pids and I haven’t been able to turn off. But the idea is that you’re playing “Where are they now?” twenty years in the future. Which of today’s stars are bound to fall off the face of the earth? And where will they be?
Here are some of our ideas for where some stars will be in 20 years. Feel free to contribute your own.
“Queer” Carson — Doing his own show in Branford
Paris Hilton — Doing her own show in Branford
Donald Trump — Still firing people!
Pam Anderson — Astronaut
Simon Cowell — Crazy homeless person
That guy from “My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance” — Car Salesman
And here’s where they’ll probably be in fifty years:
“Queer” Carson — Dead
Paris Hilton — Dead
Donald Trump — Still firing people!
Pam Anderson — Dead
Simon Cowell — Dead
That guy from “My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance” — Dead
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2 replies on “Back to the Future”
as much as i’d love to see pam as an astronaut, hasn’t she predicted she’s gonna die within 10 from her hepatitis? it’s sad, but i believe it’s true.
Did you mean to say Branson?