Drive, He Spanked

Driver nabbed while watching porn movie
ALBANY, N.Y., Feb 20 (Reuters) — Andre Gainey found out the hard way that in the state of New York it’s illegal to drive while watching porn.
Police said the 35-year old man from Clifton Park, New York, was watching a adult movie called “Chocolate Foam” on Tuesday night while driving his Mercedes Benz in the town of Schenectady when he was spotted by an officer at a stop light…
[Courtesy of the brilliant Javier, who very rightly wondered why we needed to know the video’s title.]