Dean places tomatoes, bread at bottom of bag: canned fruit, milk on top

deanbag.gifThis just in: Howard Dean leaves Presidential run to work for Klinger’s, a Burlington area supermarket. Reports indicate the former state Governor did not ask customers their bag preference and neglected to place a bottle of bleach in a separate plastic bag to avoid risk of poisoning. At press time, Dr. Dean was unavailable for comment as he was mopping up baby vomit in aisle three.