The lies will out…
At least six real-life crimes have been solved by actors from CSI.
There are four yoga poses that cause instant death: powerful members of the yoga community will not release the names of which ones.
If left in a bottle of Snapple overnight, a penny will completely dissolve.
In 1973, General Motors patented an engine that runs on ground up kittens: The ASPCA has prevented them from ever releasing it.
3 out of 4 Canadians are criminally insane.
Earlier: Lies, Falsehoods, and Total Fabrications, vol. 1
Author: matt
Fan, Meet Shit


TIME, Nov. 1, 2004… The Day After, 1983
Related: Anyone else out there get sent home with a note from your elementary school principal warning your parents not to let kids watch The Day After when it aired on TV?

Did you use this picture of the Olsen twins’ Saturday Night Live parody of The Swan:
a) To be funny?
b) To piss off your corporate sister network?
c) Totally and completely by mistake?
d) All of the above.
e) None of the above.
Coming Soon To A Town Near You!
Huge Cache of Explosives Vanished From Site in Iraq
by James Glanz, William J. Broad, and David E. Sanger, The New York Times, Oct. 25, 2004.
Worst case scenario: A deadly manuscript bomb set off in an American city.
Return of the Wolfman

Canidae Rovus: The North American Rove Wolf

The Wolfman’s drawing: “How did the wolves get up in the tree?”
I dreamed that it is night and I am lying in my bed (the foot of my bed was under the window, and outside the window there was a row of old walnut trees. I know that it was winter in my dream, and night-time). Suddenly, the window opens of its own accord and terrified, I see that there are number of white wolves sitting in the big walnut tree outside the window…
So recounted Sergei Pankejeff, AKA “The Wolfman,” to his doctor, the original Dr. Funkenstein himself, Sigmund Freud.
I thought about the Wolfman recently, since Freud might just be the man to decode Wolves, the new scare ad from the Bush/Cheney camp, released just in time for Halloween (Oooh, Veddy Scary!). There’s a raw, hypnopompic quality to the spot: it has the sweaty, blurry feel of a nightmare. (A not dissimilar feeling to this entire gut-wrenching campaign season.)
Dubya the Dread
What happened to you, Christopher? You used to be cool.
Why I’m (Slightly) for Bush, by Christopher Hitchens, The Nation, Oct. 21, 2004.
Related: Well, Comrade Hitchens has endorsed worse.
[via Jimmy “Dyno-mite! Wolcott]

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