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001smokin.jpgYour Page One photograph of the Marine hit me between the eyes (“Smokin’,” Nov. 10).
This guy is all-GI.
That dirty face, the whiskers on his unshaven face, the cut on the bridge of his nose, the dangling cigarette and the 1,000-yard stare in those battle weary eyes tell the story of what’s really going on in Fallujah.
His features are reminiscent of the renowned World War II GI that Mattel replicated to make its GI Joe.
Forget about these Pentagon generals with their spotless dress uniforms, spit-shined shoes, $100 haircuts and shiny, manicured nails.
This guy’s nails and hands are laced with blood. His sweaty body smells from sleeping in the sand. His breath stinks from eating field rations.
As the winds of November blow across Indiana, I sit comfortably drinking coffee as this guy, and thousands of other GIs, bravely and valiantly battle throughout the filth and stench of these Fallujah neighborhoods.
You are the best, and we think of you in the spirit of Veterans Day.
Earl Beal
Terre Haute, Ind.
Related: Everybody’s smokin’.

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The Good News: Scientists Have Used Stem Cells to Clone Reagan. The Bad News: He’s Gigantic. And a Cannibal.

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Hearts, Then Minds: “Mmmmmm…. Daddy’s hungry.”
Related: Separated by the art director?

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His Very First Patriot Act

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Later, Ashhole: John, Done
Attorney General and Commerce Secretary Resign From Cabinet

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Introducing: The Not Ready For Packaging Players

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The Golden Era: Jimmy Fallon, Tina Fey, Chris Farley, Will Ferrell…some old people

Five Stars: “Trivial Pursuit SNL Edition is fun. There’s over 2000 questions about Saturday Night Live. Don’t buy it if you have been watching it for less than 10 years because most of the questions are about old sketches, cast members and characters. The DVD part is a lot of fun because you get clues to the questions, your timed and the game goes a lot faster. If you like Saturday Night Live and you have been watching it for a while you should buy this game.”[empahsis, mine]

Amazon.com user review of Trivial Pursuit: Saturday Night Live Edition

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Man, Women Are Lazy

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But not as lazy as photographers, apparently.

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Dating is Fine. Marriage, apparently, is problematic

“Does President Bush have a “mandate” for his second term? You would think that a man closing in on 60 million votes might be in a strong political position, but that’s not what many influential liberals and leftists are arguing this week.
Mandate, schmandate, they say.”
WHAT W WON, John “Norman’s Son” Podhoretz, The New York Post, Nov. 9, 2004.
Hey Johnboy, are schmandates frum? (Not that Frum, jagoff.)

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Trendwatch 2004

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COPS: GAL’S SICK KID-SEX ‘FANTASY… Nicole Kidman in Birth

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Did Someone Get Paid to Make This Graphic for AFP?

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Because if they did, it was too much. Way, way too much.
Related: TIME, April 8, 1966; Esquire , Oct. 1966.

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Baby Steps

“I didn’t have to convince him or anything… Without me prompting him, he brought it up,” [emphasis, mine] White House communications director Dan Bartlett on the president’s press conference last week. (From, President Feels Emboldened, Not Accidental, After Victory, by Elizabeth Bumiller, The New York Times, Nov. 8, 2004.)
Letting the Child Train Himself
“A very forward, independent, and imitative child would be a good candidate for this method, and self-motivated children (who are also ready) usually train easily.
* Give the child a potty,
* show him what it’s for,
* tell him he can use it instead of diapers when he wants to.
* Then wait without prompting or pressure until the child asks to use it, and give help as requested.
* This works nicely for easygoing parents/caregivers who can be patient with what might be a long process, or whose priority is minimizing struggles between themselves and the child.” [emphasis, again, mine] (From, Potty Training, Nanny.com)

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President Enrages His Base

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Some of His Best Friends: President Bush and Justice Clarence Thomas
BUSH CONSIDERS CLARENCE THOMAS FOR CHIEF JUSTICE, XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX SUN NOV 07, 2004 19:02:37 ET XXXXX
Bush may tap Hispanic and black for key jobs, Stormfront White Nationalist Community