An actual quote from our actual president at yesterday’s White House Children’s Holiday Reception:
“This is Laura; I’m George W. We hope you’ve had some fun here. I hope nobody pinched Rudolph on the nose. Nobody did? That’s good. Rudolph is happy about that, too.”
Because it’s a novel endeavor to imply that President Bush is a sub-literate imbecile, get it? That’s the essence of easy laughter.
Just ask top-tier comedy writers everywhere!
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Which one of the kids in the picture has the best chance of growing up to be president?
The constituency’s age may be right for Bush, but it’s clear that their racial makeup made him uncomfortable so he brought a white boy in a sweater vest to be a ringer.