an archive of (nearly) all material from 2003-2007

Month: November 2005

Shallow

Bai Ling Is a Liar, or, More Fun with Pull Quotes

Post author By guy
Post date November 7, 2005

Shallow

Once Again, Teen People Neglects to Note That Ashlee Simpson Is Actually Quoting Breton’s Surrealist Manifesto

Post author By guy
Post date November 7, 2005
3 Comments on Once Again, Teen People Neglects to Note That Ashlee Simpson Is Actually Quoting Breton’s Surrealist Manifesto

Shallow

The Moment You Realize You’re Reading Too Much Us Weekly, Vol. 1

Post author By guy
Post date November 4, 2005
5 Comments on The Moment You Realize You’re Reading Too Much Us Weekly, Vol. 1

You assume they’re referring to Chris Martin, lead feyboy of Coldplay, not Paul Martin, Prime Minister of Canada.

Grave

These two must fuck like mad

Post author By jp
Post date November 3, 2005

Secretary of Defense Donald H. Rumsfeld and his wife Joyce arrive for a social dinner in honor of Britain’s Prince Charles and his wife Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, Wednesday, Nov. 2, 2005, at the White House in Washington. (AP Photo/Haraz N. Ghanbari)