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Bai Ling Is a Liar, or, More Fun with Pull Quotes

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Once Again, Teen People Neglects to Note That Ashlee Simpson Is Actually Quoting Breton’s Surrealist Manifesto

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The Moment You Realize You’re Reading Too Much Us Weekly, Vol. 1

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You assume they’re referring to Chris Martin, lead feyboy of Coldplay, not Paul Martin, Prime Minister of Canada.

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These two must fuck like mad

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Secretary of Defense Donald H. Rumsfeld and his wife Joyce arrive for a social dinner in honor of Britain’s Prince Charles and his wife Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, Wednesday, Nov. 2, 2005, at the White House in Washington. (AP Photo/Haraz N. Ghanbari)