Categories Shallow Versus Ronald McDonald’s Happy Steal Post author By jp Post date September 23, 2005 4 Comments on Ronald McDonald’s Happy Steal From L-R, McDonald’s new female Ronald McDonald, as seen in a current Japanese TV campaign, and Milla Jovovich as Leeloo in Luc Besson’s The Fifth Element (1997) Talk about Hamburglars! (Ba-dum.) ← Lining Up for Good News: This Week in the Job Market → Unintentionally Hilarious Photo of the Moment, vol. 57 4 replies on “Ronald McDonald’s Happy Steal” Impeach Mayor McCheese! –==WRONG-O!==– 1. This ain’t no “current Japanese TV campaign.” This ad is almost one year old and has not been broadcast in Japan in nine months. –==WRONG-O again!==– 2. It’s “Doneele McDonald. Ronald McDonald is called “Donald McDonald” in Japan because…well because it’s Japan, hee, hee. uh, so, why is the cheese burger woman giving me a hard-on? Busted them, all right. Everyone knows that bright red hair was trademarked for that awful, shitty film years ago. Ronald McDonald indeed. Oh, my girlfriend owes them some money too. Or at least an apology and a nice dinner. How dare she dye her hair. Kudos, my man. Don’t let those fucks get a break on this one! Comments are closed.