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Shallow

Screw Cristal, With Oil Prices Through the Roof, This Is Really Decadent

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Shakira’s “La Tortura”
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Massive Attack’s “Karmacoma”
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Christina Milian’s “Dip It Low”

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Grave

From Left to Right: Mushrooms, pot, coke, and glue (or, “Jenna Watch, Vol. 3”)

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President Bush’s daughter, Jenna, bottom left, watches the game between the Washington Nationals and New York Mets with unidentified guests at RFK Stadium, Saturday, April 30, 2005, in Washington. (AP Photo/Haraz Ghanbari)
EARLIER: Jenna Bush and the oh-so-delicate return of the Associated Press’ “unidentifiable male friend” and Young Love, Republican Style

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Grave

George, my son, I know you have it in you to (re)create social security in your image

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