Categories Shallow Overlooked by Oscar Post author By matt Post date January 25, 2005 18 Comments on Overlooked by Oscar Jude Law in Alfie… Jude Law in I ♥ Huckabees Jude Law in Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events… Jude Law in Closer Jude Law in Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow… Jude Law in The Aviator Bastards just hate a handsome motherfucker. ← On the Value of Specificity in Writing → Hope You Got a Poncho On – That Shit’s Gonna Blow 18 replies on “Overlooked by Oscar” Especially since Closer and I Heart Huckabees were two of the greatest films of last year… And don’t bitch if you didn’t get I Heart Huckabees. Jesus, that’s all I ever hear… such is your terrible burden. having ‘gotten it’ when few others could, you now walk the earth in possession of that beautiful secret no one else can know. you poor, sweet, misunderstood man-god. I would bang that guy fifty ways from sunday. you would bang say dschultz? Aye, such is my plight…praise the heavens that I am so pitied. I liked I heart huckabees, but I can never talk about it in online chat sessions cuz I dont know how to make that nifty little heart thingie. Am I the only person in the world who thought that Closer was the god-awful? hmmm I might bang say dschultz…but what’s in it for me? the bang is its own reward. I learned that way back in Sunday School communion always made me a little horny. Body of christ… AW HELL YEAH. The little heart thingy: <3 And Jude, if I were gay, I would give you my <3. …once again, Jude Law brings the people together. That wiley bastard. But it just reminds me of the time I got drunk with Harrison Ford and we started talking religion…I needed 24 fucking stitches… This is funniest thread. I was laughing out loud. I don’t think a guy has to be gay or even bi to have sex with Jude Law. Bruce Villanch, yes, Jude Law, no. The heart: <3 Taa-daa. And so we learn, the hard way, that you can’t make brackets in these comments. Comments are closed.