Categories Grave Such a Little Trooper Post author By matt Post date January 22, 2005 8 Comments on Such a Little Trooper Dying on the Inside: John Kerry with Max Baucus, Jan. 20, 2005 (via, AP). Always a bridesmaid… ← Cliffhanger in Op-Ed Land → The Inevitable Johnny Carson Post 8 replies on “Such a Little Trooper” Wow, I wish we had won. Election fraud is not a mandate. There’s no honeymooon with rape, either. he’s so cute and frisky. just like a big, frightening zombie. a cowboy hat hating zombie. a good way to drive home a really important point is to equate it with rape. Works every time. there ya go again, seeking metaphoric precision. fool. being ruled over by george bush is just like being raped. by hitler. with a broken bottle. you know, my boss made me stay at work until 5:15 last week. It was like being sodomized with a burlap condom in a dark alley behind a Stuckeys. WHOOO! is it hot in here? such sweet subtly. you write with what keats called ‘the delicate language of the ether’. or what drunk truckers call ‘$4.99 a minute’. Uncle kenny say I got TALENTS! Comments are closed.