Welcome Back

Four More Years: Powell, Cheney, Bush, Rice, Card, Tenet (resigned), and Rumsfeld
I can’t believe we almost lost you guys. It would’ve been a shame for you all to creep back into the primordial military-industrial ooze from which you came, but luckily for America—and the world!—you kept the band together and the hits will just keep on coming. (POP STAR. That’s rich. Why not THE BOSS?)
Here’s to another fun-filled term. We promise to keep doing our best if you promise to keep doing your worst.
P.S.: Ladies, have your abortions now. Even if you’re not pregnant, have a few while you still can.

3 replies on “Welcome Back”

Me, I’m just trying to look on the bright side. One good thing that’s gotta come out of living in the fascist state of the USA for the next 4 years is ART! Starving artists means good art, or at least a new genre of music. A fucked up world gave us rap & punk, so the mid-naughts oughta at least produce a new (& good) form of music. Right? I can hope, can’t I?

Barak Obama for President. Something good must come of this…let’s hope the Dems convince Obama to run 2008. Though, now that I think about it, maybe people won’t vote for him because his name’s too close to “Osama” (remember that guy?).

Team (Fuck over) America. Obama rhyming with Osama would be the least of his problems getting elected President.

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