Dino Stamatopoulos: He puts the grrrrr in Totally Obscure Comedy Cult Figure
The best part of the new Mr. Show with Bob and David season 4 DVD? The obligatory blooper reel of course.
But more specifically, the really best part is the fetishy tribute to show writer, producer, and sometime actor Dino Stamatopoulos that shows him riding his chopper, mucking around in a lake, and flubbing his one line in the excellent Amadeus parody “Philouza.” (“There’s Philouza!”)
If Bob and David are the Lennon/McCartney of sketch comedy, Dino’s the Frank Zappa: weird, obscure, beloved by a legion of creepy fans who obsess over his ouvre like members of a secret society— and then there are Dino’s questionable Zappa-esque grooming choices. He’s probably the funniest person you’ve never heard of.
If a show was funny, Dino has probably had his grubby hands in it: The Ben Stiller Show, Late Night with Conan O’Brien, TV Funhouse. (Memo to Comedy Central: Put that show on DVD post haste!) He’s even had his hands in some not so funny shows: Take MAD TV. Please, take it.
Listen to the commentary tracks for Ben Stiller or Mr. Show and you’ll see: It’s Dino’s world, we just laugh at it.
“There’s Philouza!”: He finally nails it.
Related: Fun Bunch Comedy
Month: October 2004
Soon enough, they’ll both be aged ex-presidents, after all, so it’s only fitting that they’ve begin to look like one another. And by “soon enough,” we mean, January 2009, unless certain American voters get their shit sorted in time.
EARLIER: Bush 41 and 43 in happier years, when little W. was content to merely drink Barbara’s milk while wearing a Yale sweater, as opposed to his later-in-life consumption of JD while disingenuously sporting a cowboy hat.
John Peel’s a Dead Cunt
John Ravenscroft, aka John Peel, legendary Radio One DJ, is dead of a heart attack. Pirate radio DJ, punk patron and OBE, Peel, according to legend, was the first DJ to play a record twice in a row. Download mp3’s of recent Peel Sessions here.
Peel on Peel Sessions:
Over the years we’ve had almost everybody, except the Beatles and the Rolling Stones, of the kind of big bands of the past. More recently Oasis, I never really thought Oasis were much good to be honest, so they didn’t do one. Whereas Blur did a couple of times. My favourites would be fairly obscure things – the two sessions the Slits did during the punk era which were just magical, I thought, were just terrific. Oh, there have been so many. There have been so few that have been bad, it’s amazing, really, when you consider how many have been done. Many thousands now. Very few of them have been disappointing. The Clash did half one, and then amazingly said that the equipment in the studio wasn’t up to the standards that they’d expected so they couldn’t complete the session. Which seemed to me to be unbearably pretentious of them.
The lies will out…
At least six real-life crimes have been solved by actors from CSI.
There are four yoga poses that cause instant death: powerful members of the yoga community will not release the names of which ones.
If left in a bottle of Snapple overnight, a penny will completely dissolve.
In 1973, General Motors patented an engine that runs on ground up kittens: The ASPCA has prevented them from ever releasing it.
3 out of 4 Canadians are criminally insane.
Earlier: Lies, Falsehoods, and Total Fabrications, vol. 1
Fan, Meet Shit
TIME, Nov. 1, 2004… The Day After, 1983
Related: Anyone else out there get sent home with a note from your elementary school principal warning your parents not to let kids watch The Day After when it aired on TV?
Life lessons on how to navigate through the hellhole that is Iraq, gleaned from “New Violence Flares in Iraq, After Executions Leave 49 Dead”, the New York Times, October 25, 2004:
“In the future, we will try to be more careful when the soldiers leave their camps,” he added. “We will provide them with protected cars that can escort them home.”
Phew! We can all rest assured, then, that slaughters of this magnitude will never happen again. I mean, the guy said, in the future, they’ll try to be more careful about it.
Did you use this picture of the Olsen twins’ Saturday Night Live parody of The Swan:
a) To be funny?
b) To piss off your corporate sister network?
c) Totally and completely by mistake?
d) All of the above.
e) None of the above.
Coming Soon To A Town Near You!
Huge Cache of Explosives Vanished From Site in Iraq
by James Glanz, William J. Broad, and David E. Sanger, The New York Times, Oct. 25, 2004.
Worst case scenario: A deadly manuscript bomb set off in an American city.