3 replies on ““Fine, Daddy, I’ll Talk to the Goddamn Kiwanis Club for you… Oh my god, are those Buffalo Wings Free!?!””
Thanks for the comment, hornsofthedevil.
I’d like to take this opportunity to remind people that we’ve got an immediate opening for a joke explainer. Applicants are invited to explain the various ways that this post was actually not about Jenna Bush’s weight, but instead about her being a sorority girl, a party lover, and, as the kids say, a little ‘skeezy.’ The applicant should also see the humor in her father’s dour expression and her glee.
The prospective joke explainer is not expected to read my mind when explaining a post, but he or she should see past obvious hack jokes about people’s weight to the core of the joke. Only serious applicants with senses of humor need apply. EOE.
A loong time ago, my Daddy had an Edsel the same color as that jacket Jenna is wearing. One day, the Edsel burned up in the driveway, and all us kids and Mom had to jump out.
I’ve hated that color ever since.
actually my first impression was that Dubya had scored himself a new ventriloquists dummy…Funny,it’s usually him that has Cheny’s hand up his arse.
3 replies on ““Fine, Daddy, I’ll Talk to the Goddamn Kiwanis Club for you… Oh my god, are those Buffalo Wings Free!?!””
Thanks for the comment, hornsofthedevil.
I’d like to take this opportunity to remind people that we’ve got an immediate opening for a joke explainer. Applicants are invited to explain the various ways that this post was actually not about Jenna Bush’s weight, but instead about her being a sorority girl, a party lover, and, as the kids say, a little ‘skeezy.’ The applicant should also see the humor in her father’s dour expression and her glee.
The prospective joke explainer is not expected to read my mind when explaining a post, but he or she should see past obvious hack jokes about people’s weight to the core of the joke. Only serious applicants with senses of humor need apply. EOE.
A loong time ago, my Daddy had an Edsel the same color as that jacket Jenna is wearing. One day, the Edsel burned up in the driveway, and all us kids and Mom had to jump out.
I’ve hated that color ever since.
actually my first impression was that Dubya had scored himself a new ventriloquists dummy…Funny,it’s usually him that has Cheny’s hand up his arse.