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Zell Miller Challenges Hurricane Ivan to a Duel

story.zell.miller.jpgLast week, in a heated interview with Chris Matthews on Hardball, Senator Zell Miller told Matthews, “I wish we lived in the day where you could challenge a person to a duel.”
This week, Miller has challenged Hurricane Ivan to a duel somewhere off the coast of Jamaica to “protect the homeland” from high winds and potentially disastrous flooding.
And in a related note, Miller is expected to introduce legislation to make dueling legal. The ghost of Alexander Hamilton is expected to filibuster. But the ghost of former Republican (now the Democratic party) turned Federalist (the elitist party of the early 19th century) Aaron Burr is expected to pop a cap in Hamilton’s ass. Again.