Today, every unemployed New York freelancer’s favorite website, Mediabistro (okay, second favorite after this), interviews renaissance man Neil Strauss about his latest as-told-to book, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale, by New York Magazine zeitgeist girl Jenna Jameson.
Since the interview is sort of boring, I thought I’d help spice it up by selecting the hottest bits and excerpting them for you. So, herewith are the choice cuts sure to excite even the most passive reader:
Tongues wagging… hard time… deviant… comes… oral… atop… mouth… came… came together… comes… Judith Regan asked me if I wanted to do it… hanging out… How did you get her to open up… we were both totally shaken… She couldn’t even sleep that night… very intense… stripper… pimps… get in touch with the female… told Jenna to tweak anything she wanted… David Laskin, took me… mature… Britney Spears… I got started so young… opened… climbing into bed with Jewel… tangled… I’m stuck… restrictive… fucking as an art…