It may be the week of John Kerry’s ascendacy to the Democratic nomination for the President—a period of time during the presidential campaign where the opposition candidate traditionally lays low—but that doesn’t mean the incumbent executive branch’s Number 2 isn’t hitting the road and campaigning for local candidates. For the past few days, Vice President Dick Cheney (whom we’ve poked fun at before for his inability to stray from the rote lines of his standard stump speech) has brought his unique form of existential musings out west. Here, the veep ponders the idea of an alternate universe, five discrete times in twenty-four hours:
Remarks Followed by Q&A by the Vice President at a Reception for Congressional Candidates Goli Ameri and Jim Zupancic, Portland, Oregon, July 26, 2004:
But I explained to a group the other day that if it hadn’t been for that victory by Dwight Eisenhower in 1952, Lynne would have married somebody else. (Laughter.) And she said, right, and how he’d be Vice President of the United States. (Laughter and applause.)
The Vice President Delivers Remarks at Luncheon for Congressional Candidate Roy Ashburn, Bakersfield, California, July 26, 2004:
And I explained to a group the other day that if it hadn’t been for Dwight Eisenhower’s victory in 1952, Lynne would have married somebody else. She said, right, and now he’d be Vice President of the United States. (Laughter and applause.)
Remarks Followed by Q&A by the Vice President at a Luncheon for Gubernatorial Candidate Dino Rossi, Kennewick, Washington, July 26, 2004:
But I explained to a group the other night, if it hadn’t been for that tremendous election victory by Dwight Eisenhower in 1952, Lynne would have married somebody else. And she said, right, and how he’d be Vice President of the United States. (Laughter and applause.)
The Vice President Delivers Remarks at a Reception for Senatorial Candidate Bill Jones, Riverside, California, July 27, 2004:
I explained to a group the other night if hadn’t been for Eisenhower’s great victory in 1952, Lynne would have married somebody else. (Laughter.) And she said, right, and now he’d be Vice President of the United States. (Laughter.)
Remarks by the Vice President at a Luncheon for Congressional Candidate John Swallow, Salt Lake City, Utah, July 27, 2004:
I explained to a group the other day that if hadn’t been for Dwight Eisenhower’s election victory, Lynne would have married somebody else. She said, right, and now he’d be Vice President of the United States. (Laughter and applause.)
EARLIER: Dick Cheney (repeating a different aspect of his stump speech), George W. Bush, and John Kerry