Categories Shallow Versus Woolf in Fred Segal’s Clothing Post author By jp Post date June 30, 2004 12 Comments on Woolf in Fred Segal’s Clothing From left to right, Nicole Kidman and her Oscar-winning prosthetic nose, and the egregiously untalented Ashlee Simpson. Poor, poor girl. Check her pockets for rocks before she goes to the MTV Beach House. ← And just like that, donations to his campaign stopped pouring in from Hollywood and Madison Avenue → Unintentionally Hilarious Photo of the Moment, vol. 26 12 replies on “Woolf in Fred Segal’s Clothing” Hahahahaaslkjfasfd! Brill! effing brills! Ashlee has large breasts, so whether or not she has talent or a big nose is irrelevant. She’ll do just fine. See mtv–they’re already shoving her video down the trlers throats: “you will love her–YES YOU WILL!” At my favorite bar in Brattleboro, Vermont they serve a drink called a “Big Nosed Blonde.” I’m just saying. Ain’t nothing wrong with big noses. The shnoz has been underrated for decades. When connected to a talent/mental vaccum however, beaks lose their luster. Sad to think there are people in this world actually riding on Jessica Simpson’s pink coattails. A blonde with a big nose is the new black. In 1999. When Sex and the City was still relevant. “A woman’s whole life in a single hairstyle, and in that hairstyle her whole life.” or “Ashlee Simpson said she would co-write the lyrics herself.” or “Everywhere, I am attended by album producers who inform me of my own interests! I am dying in this genre!” um, isn’t it fred segal or am I missing a pun? dammit, NK, yer right. “siegal” duly noted and revised. ’tis a shame we stopped shopping at melrose’s finest clothier. FUck Ya’ll ashlee Simpson is hot as hell she has a great fucking nose!!! Maybe she got punk’d – NOT! What is that suppoesed to mean?? Stop Dissin on Ashlee…… She’s got more talent that whoever wrote that she has no talent… n yea; she’s got big tits too…. thats some good sht right there! Comments are closed.