Shallow Versus

Woolf in Fred Segal’s Clothing

From left to right, Nicole Kidman and her Oscar-winning prosthetic nose, and the egregiously untalented Ashlee Simpson. Poor, poor girl. Check her pockets for rocks before she goes to the MTV Beach House.

12 replies on “Woolf in Fred Segal’s Clothing”

Ashlee has large breasts, so whether or not she has talent or a big nose is irrelevant. She’ll do just fine. See mtv–they’re already shoving her video down the trlers throats: “you will love her–YES YOU WILL!”

Ain’t nothing wrong with big noses. The shnoz has been underrated for decades. When connected to a talent/mental vaccum however, beaks lose their luster.
Sad to think there are people in this world actually riding on Jessica Simpson’s pink coattails.

“A woman’s whole life in a single hairstyle, and in that hairstyle her whole life.”
“Ashlee Simpson said she would co-write the lyrics herself.”
“Everywhere, I am attended by album producers who inform me of my own interests! I am dying in this genre!”

What is that suppoesed to mean?? Stop Dissin on Ashlee…… She’s got more talent that whoever wrote that she has no talent… n yea; she’s got big tits too…. thats some good sht right there!

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