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Airing all this weekend on the USA Network…

Another weekend, another new crop of films to consider seeing…but how to sift through the varied options and spend your hard-earned $10.25 wisely?

Thanks to media consolidation, however, there’s a new option, one where you don’t have to spend any money at all. In fact, the studios don’t even have to spend anything either if they just make these movies with C-list stars for a D-List cable network. Big spending producers, read on and prepare to save your millions.

usaremake_terminal.jpg The Terminal

Starring Yes, Dear‘s Anthony Clark and Kyra Sedgwick

usaremake_stepford.jpg The Stepford Wives

Starring Brooke Shields

usaremake_potter.jpg Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Starring Quintuplet‘s Ryan Pinkston, as Harry

usaremake_dayafter.jpg The Day After Tomorrow

Starring 7th Heaven‘s Jeremy London, and featuring Tony Danza as his concerned father

chroniclesofriddickposter.jpg The Chronicles of Riddick

Starring Charlie Sheen and pop/R&B star Brandy

usaremake_beforesunset.jpg Before Sunset

Starring Sean Astin and Neve Campbell as lovers reunited

usaremake_troy.jpg Troy

Starring Ryan Seacrest as Achilles, and Eric Bana