Grave Satirical

I thought I could, I thought I could

From the imagined ramblings of an alternate-universe George W. Bush, best-selling author of inspirational children’s books, in response to the actual, real-world ramblings of the actual, real-world President Bush mere hours ago:

Right past that mountain, right over there, are the Iraqi people.
They await liberation. They await the gift of democracy, which we have in great supply aboard our train. They await our presence as liberators.
Over that mountain, there, are weapons of mass destruction, and a terrorist named Abu Mussab al-Zarqawi. He’s being harbored by Saddam Hussein, right over that mountain there.
Please, United Nations, and please, Democratic leadership, help me bring the gift of democracy to the people of Iraq, right over that mountain there.
There is a link to al Qaeda. There is a link to al Qaeda.
It’s right over that mountain, there.