Categories Shallow Carlos D. is ripped! Post author By jp Post date May 20, 2004 4 Comments on Carlos D. is ripped! ← Inappropriate (and very, very decontextualized) “gallows humor” → Nice cover, but this one is more tweaked 4 replies on “Carlos D. is ripped!” No..way!! That photo has been retouched. Jesus…how can a musician tour and be that buff. No way. I don’t fucking believe it. Besides…he’s part goth and a dj. That bod doesn’t match. He should be lanky and pasty. Not buff and beefy. of course it doesnt look like him, thats because thats not even him… carlos isnt gay people that’s because that’s not carlos d that’s crispin glover YOU ARE GAY. that is all. Comments are closed.