It’s cold and lonely

I have seen this Sunday’s Bridget Harrison column in The Post and it is about how hard it is to be single when it’s cold.
There will be a clever pun about “ice” (diamonds, specifically rings) and ice (water in its solid form); there will also be a references to “heat” and “sheets.” Oh, and the lead will be “Baby, it’s cold outside.” The headline will be Sex and the Sub-zero Girl.