Li’l Millionaires

dakota.jpgAttention Dakota Fanning: If you ever leave California, move to New York. According to today’s New York Times, Albany passed a new law forcing parents to put at least 15% of their perfmormer children’s money in a trust fund to be turned over to the little darlings if and when they reach 18. This is good news for child actors everywhere. If only this law had been in place sooner, Jonathan Lipnicki might not have descended into a Lick-’em-ade and OxyContin addiction and turned to rodeo clowning to make ends meet.