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April 19, 2006

From Our Home Office in Hacksville, Long Island: Top Ten Daily Show with Jon Stewart On-Air Graphics About the Resignation of Scott McClellan

10. Scott'ched
9. McClellan/Departney
8. Don't Look Flack
7. Too Meek's Notice
6. Mild and Out
5. Something, Something, Jewish Joke Here TK
4. Spun Out
3. F'd Scott
2. Scott Bye-O!
1. Best Week Ever

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